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Turd Burglar in PA

5 from 5 Google reviewsOpen 24 hours, seven days a week3 services found on their website
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Turd Burglar

About Turd Burglar

From the website of Turd Burglar, read 15 Sept 2026. It describes what the company says it offers, not independent verification.

Turd Burglar installs new septic systems, pumps and cleans tanks, and handles septic inspections. For installations, the company says it works safely and efficiently while following local codes.

Septic Services in this area

Quoted from the website of Turd Burglar, read 15 Sept 2026.

  • Septic System Installation

    We’re licensed, insured, and committed to getting your new septic system installation done safely, efficiently, and according to local codes.

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  • Septic Inspection

    At Turd Burglar, we offer reliable septic inspection services in Rising Sun, MD, and surrounding areas, completed by certified professionals who work closely with our team.

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  • Tank Pump Out

    At Turd Burglar, every septic tank pump out service we offer is backed by attention to detail and care for your property.

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Septic Service Categories

These are how Google lists the business, not proof of a service offered.

Septic system serviceService establishmentSewage disposal service

Hours

Open 24 hours, seven days a week

Google Reviews

5 5 Google reviews
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  1. Rob H.

    September 2026

    If I could give Brian 10 Stars I would

    Response from the owner

    Thank you so much for your incredible feedback and for highlighting the exceptional service provided by Brian. We are absolutely thrilled to hear that he exceeded your expectations to such a high degree, and we will be sure to pass your wonderful words along to him. Your support means the world to our team, and we look forward to providing you with the same outstanding experience in the future.

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  2. J S.

    August 2026

    Quick and professional!

    Response from the owner

    Thank you so much for the five-star rating and for highlighting our quick, professional service. We strive to provide every customer with an efficient and high-quality experience, and we are absolutely delighted to hear that we met your expectations.

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  3. Morgan

    August 2026

    Brian is truly amazing! We had a septic emergency that left us with no water in our home. Brian took the time to help us when no one else would and made sure we got the situation solved and handled correctly! Even on such short notice he came out and knew exactly how to handle everything! He deserves a 10 star rating because 5 is just not enough. Make sure to contact him for any of your septic needs before anyone else, you will not be disappointed! Thank you Brian!

    Response from the owner

    You are so very welcome!! I'm glad I was able to help! Thank you for relying on us for your septic needs.

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  4. Michelle G.

    July 2026

    Excellent experience. Highly recommend.

    Response from the owner

    Thank you so much for the wonderful five-star rating and your high recommendation. We are absolutely thrilled to hear that you had an excellent experience with our team, and we look forward to providing you with the same high level of service in the future.

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  5. Kyle

    June 2026

    It was a day like any other. I’ve smoke at least 4 bong hits in and was deep on Reddit reading about how bad of an idea it is to use buried shipping containers as an underground bunker. A guy who spoke as if he were an expert said “you would be better off using modified septic tanks than burried shipping containers”. This spiked my curiosity, so I googled “septic tank bunker” but as google tends to do, it pulled up local businesses for me here in North East, MD and alas I stumbled across this business page. Just wanted to say- love the name.

    Response from the owner

    Thank you so much for the five-star rating and the highly entertaining backstory on how you discovered our business page in North East, MD. We truly appreciate the positive shoutout and the kind recommendation, even if you do not currently have any septic needs. If you or anyone you know ever requires our services in the future, we will be ready to help and deliver the stand-up service you expect.

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From the Google listing, checked 30 Aug 2026.

Several customer reviews describe last-minute availability, punctual arrival, and clear appointment updates. Morgan says Brian came out on "such short notice" during a septic emergency, while Joe describes an on-time visit and a discussion about a future service schedule.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What services does Turd Burglar offer?

Published on their website: Septic System Installation, Septic Inspection, Tank Pump Out.

How is Turd Burglar rated?

5 stars from 5 Google reviews.

Sources and Dates

  • Company website · 11 Sept 2026
  • Google Business Profile · 30 Aug 2026
  • Google Maps · 30 Aug 2026

Before You Call

For a property sale, the decision is whether to arrange a septic inspection before closing. A homeowner can ask how Turd Burglar coordinates the inspection with the transaction timeline.